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New Phone

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Title: New Phone
Summary: Sherlock got a new phone (in Series 2). Hilarity ensues.
Rating: PG-13 for potentially sexual (if you squint really hard) autocorrect sillies.


After a dive into the Thames, Sherlock's Blackberry was on the fritz. The screen was waterlogged and some keys didn't work well anymore.  Sherlock managed to keep it going for a week before it simply refused to turn on.  That was when he got his iPhone.

"John, this is my new number.  Propose it into your phone.  SH"

"Propose?"

"Prostate."  Then, "Program!!"

"Haha auto correct?"


5 minutes later:

"How do I turn the auto correct off?  SH"

"Can't figure it out?"

If buyer h wouldnt adhopppoj"

"Sorry?"

"Can't text without looking.  Tendons."  Then, "TEDIOUS.  And, if I could, I wouldn't ass."  Then, " Ask!!"

"You're a genius, figure it out."

"Jam..."  Then, "God donuts!  JOHN!"

"Yes?"

"Help me."

He finally gave in.  "Go to settings.  Then keyboard.  You'll see where it says to turn it off."


Too bad, John thought.  Oh well.  He still planned to keep the texts.  And maybe post them on his website.

~Fin

Comments

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fenm
Feb. 14th, 2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, God donuts...
swissmarg
Feb. 14th, 2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
Haha, I love these and would not object at all if you did more. :)
aurora_bee
Feb. 14th, 2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
That was brilliant :) Thanks for making me smile.
berlinghoff79
Feb. 14th, 2012 11:07 pm (UTC)
From the bottom of my iPhone using heart I salute you. Huh, not a single autocorrect suggestion?
jennelldhalrbj
Feb. 15th, 2012 12:03 am (UTC)
I was looking up something on my iphone. I typed in the name of the place --Droylsden--- and it auto corrected it to frog spawn. I can't risk turning it off becuse I can't spell in English.

Enjoyed this a lot.
nivahl
Feb. 15th, 2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
Lovely!
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